What the heck is with you PA people,,,, using a ground hog for weather forecasting. Or is a ground Hog a HD that fell over because the kickstand was in the frozen mud and it finally thawed out and the bike fell over.
Back to the Beer........

And that is worse than you "damn near Canadian" perverts who run naked through the woods , juggling the poor little bastards? I am all for more beer. Did you ever try Budweiser Clamato? Its like a spicy bloody mary. Definately in the breakfast beer catagory. Kinda hard to find. I found it in 24 oz cans on the way back from Ohio. I finally got the Evans City BD to stock it in 16 oz'ers. If you cant find it up in the land where the chipmunks cover their asses with both paws, lemme know and I will try to hide one in the next box. I'll send ya one so, you can lay back , suck it down and pretend that you live in a state where it doesnt snow 362 days out of the year. I'm hoping to be riding in two weeks. Its suppossed to get into the thirties by this weekend, so I figure , with any kind of luck, the ice will be off the roads in about another week. Keep the faith, the sun is sure to appear across the tundra in that godforsaken frozen wilderness that you call home within the next six months or so. Tennessee sounds better every day

Lets try something different this year with that varment you use for weather forecasting. We get some potatos, carets, (well need a big pot too) make some gravy and put that all together in the pot. Then we take that critter (he lies anyway) put him in the pot and slow cook the whole thing untill we have ourselfs a dam nice stew, well what da ya think.
ps, oh I can hear Pat sreaming already.

Actually he doesnt lie. he is just geographically challenged. When he predicts 6 more weeks of winter, he is talking about those " New England" states that we really would have been better off a couple of hundred years ago. trading off to Canada , Cuba . or for that matter , ANYONE who would have been willing to take them.Spring is just around the corner for us folks who live in Normaland ( where you arent up to your ass in snow 14 months out of the year) Most groundhogs( and related rodents) avoid your neck of the woods like the plague. It seems to have something to do with some real strange local custom involving naked drunken men,maple syrup groves, and fuzzy little animals. Bizzare to put it mildly. Hang tight- warmer days are coming ( at least around here )

We have a REAL good deal going on right now for the friendly folks who live in Vermont. We have a 99% OFF OVERSTOCK sale on SNOW. Yep - you heard it right- 99% OFF. In fact we will even offer a 6 months return policy on it ( you pay the shipping), bring it back, in say , July, in the original packaging,( naturally , in the same condition it was in when we sent it ) and we will gladly take it in on trade for summer snow ( you pay the shipping). This is , by the way, a NO LIMIT SALE , just for the friendly folks in the snow starved state of Vermont. First come first served, get it while it's hot.

Yeh I guess we could use some snow I don't get it one day we are up to our necks in it then a thaw it all goes away and then the temp drops back down to 0 and now we have frozen mud everywhere. Thanks for the offer on the snow sale but I would be more interested in a deal on some palm trees and some babes serving beer, and yes I'll pay for the shipping.

You guys up there wouldnt know what to do with Palm trees ( you cant just drive a spigot into em & get coconut syrup, ya know) . Next time I get something good to drink, I will send ya one